LaserDisc Museum
Terminator 2 Judgement Day
Pioneer Japan March 27th 1998
The last anamorphic LaserDisc.
Released just 18 months after the first...
Which also was
Terminator 2 Judgement Day.
For some reason Pioneer decided to re-release
one of their 6 existing
squeezed titles,
rather than offer collectors a new (7th) choice.
Actually, this V2 of
T2 is from a totally new and THX certified master.
T2V2 deleted a "Happy 15th Anniversary LaserDisc" logo
from it's artwork, as it was now 17yrs.  Japan's 17th, but  the USA would
be celebrating Laser's 20th Anniversary on December 15th.
Technically, a Japanese
dts demonstration disc featuring some
 footage (Dec '98) was the very last anamorphic LaserDisc.
The Walking Dead
Warner USA September 28th 1999
The last LaserDisc 'exclusive' released in the USA.
Unlike all future announcements/releases,
this title was produced expressly for the LD format.
That is to say...  No DVD was planned.
Bringing Out The Dead
Paramount USA October 26th 2000
The last LaserDisc released in the USA!
Sleepy Hollow is often referenced as being
the final release in Laser's 22 year USA run, but
Tim Burton's film was actually released
25 days earlier (on October 1st).
Therefore the award goes to Martin Scorsese (finally).
The Cell
Pioneer Japan July 25th 2001
The last LaserDisc released anywhere!
Actually, the HongKong action/comedy "Dong jing gong lüe" aka
Tokyo Raiders (2000) was released 5 weeks later (in Japan) on
September 1st 2001. However this (technically last) LaserDisc
was released with Chinese audio and Japanese sub-titles.
Additionally, "Dong jing gong lüe" suffers from a pressing defect...
Making "The Cell" the very last (relevant) LaserDisc ever released...
An unrated edition containing footage not included on the DVD.
Not a bad coup de grace.
Pioneer HLD-X9 Japan
The last dedicated LaserDisc player ever made!
This 36 pound electronic work-of-art and it's
cousin the LD-S9 had their final production runs
during the week of March 26th 2002...
Thus ending Pioneer's 22 year tradition of manufacturing
the world's finest dedicated LaserDisc players.
X The Unknown
Laserdisc...  we hardly knew ya.
Why would I say that about a format that remained in production for more than 23yrs?
Well, suffice it to say that although it lasted from 1978-2002...
Very few people were ever aware of LaserDisc's existence.
How many friends did you astound during the 1990's when you showed them your
big shiny discs?
Although MCA/Philips, (and later Pioneer) had hoped that Laser would eventually become a
popular/successful product... It never really happened.  

Now, we can debate the reasons why...
Inability to record in a VCR world,  high cost of hardware ($350-$8,500),
high cost of discs (single features were $30-$300ea... boxed sets ranged from $80-$550),
large physical size, the fact you had to flip them over (if you didn't own a double-sided player),
the lack of support/advertising, or...  All of the above.

Struggling to survive in a world of brand-names, focus-groups, and demographics...
You know,,,  easy-to-find... easy-to-use... and... easy-to-pay-for.
LaserDisc was an enigma...  The Unknowable... Unobtainable... Unproduct.

True Romance
Being a LaserDisc collector requires a rather significant commitment, and...
I'm not talking about money.  Even during Laser's heyday... (1991-1996)...
Collectors usually had to travel some distance, or be willing to buy their films mail-order.
I was lucky...  There were 3 major retailers within a 45 minute drive.
I could rent discs at a local video-store, or buy them at a shopping-mall, and...
If I was looking for big Hollywood flicks... They probably even had them in stock,  
Being a somewhat eccentric film collector, and usually looking for eclectic fare...
I was generally contemplating that 30-45 minute drive.

Why did I do it?
That's a no-brainer...  
Picture-quality, sound-quality, proper aspect-ratios, director's cuts,
special features, autographed limited-editions, etc.
Remember... At that time, the only choice for film collectors was VHS vs. Laser.
As I said... It was a no-brainer, and no amount of travel-time, or aggravation
would make a 240-line resolution, pan & scan VHS tape look good to me.
Comparing VHS to LD was like comparing a Ford Pinto to a Porsche 911.

I'll be honest... Initially, I disliked DVD. The very idea of a 5-inch Criterion Special Edition
made me want to laugh, then scream.  However in time, I began to see things differently.  
First, that DVD, with it's compressed digital video and audio was a mixed bag...
Doing some things better than (uncompressed) LaserDisc and other things worse.
Second, that Pioneer in all likelihood, would move forward... with or without me.

It's the pictures that got small
It's my theory that people who are prone to obsessive film viewing,
and I mean that as a compliment, but consider the source... tend to have very visual imaginations.
It then follows that the
obsessive film viewing gene also results in a predisposition to all things visual.
For example, in addition to being a film-viewing fanatic, I collect original movie-posters.
What's all this got to do with Laser?  
I've got just two words for you...  Jacket art!
Although I've seen some beautiful framed album/LD art in people's homes...
Can you imagine anyone framing one of those little CD, DVD or Blu-ray covers?
Perhaps this obvious drawback to little discs is contributing to the renaissance of vinyl LPs?

Don't misinterpret what I'm saying...  I'm not a DVD and Blu-ray hater.
In fact, I bought my first DVD player during the format's initial roll-out (March 1997).
So I wasn't exactly dragged-in kicking & screaming.
The truth is, I buy a lot of the little "basterds"...  Hey they are little, and
the best things about them came from their 12-inch Daddy...
Anamorphic video,  chapter search,  digital audio,  director-approved transfers,
documentaries,  Dolby-Digital,  dts,  laser optics,  letterboxing,  photo galleries,
running-commentaries,  special-editions,  theatrical trailers,  THX...
The trouble is... They didn't inherit their Daddy's...
uncompressed video,  and uncompressed jacket-art!

Big Daddy
Did Pioneer pull-the-plug on the LD format prematurely/frivolously, and
If so... Was this fair to collectors?
After all, Pioneer didn't keep the format alive for 20+ years all by themselves.
Collectors, although smaller in number than the company would have liked...
proved to be fiercely loyal to the format, demonstrating a willingness to shoulder any hardship
Including high list prices, poor distribution, production problems... You name it.

In fairness, you have to consider the position Pioneer found themselves in.
Although there were 47,000 LD releases during it's 23yr life (17,000 in the U.S. and 30,000 in Japan)
Even during LaserDisc's peak... USA discs were often pressed in the hundreds...
In fact, a press run of one thousand pieces was often thought to be quite successful.
Compare these numbers to DVD which is mass-produced in the millions, and...
one can see why Pioneer decided to focus their lasers on the latter.
I mean they never really made any money on LD, at least not here in the United States...
where the format peaked at well under 1% of the home-video market.  In fact,
I have always believed the oft-referenced 1% number to be absurdly optimistic.
Why?  Because it's based on player population/sales data.  How many LD players have you owned?
I don't know about you, but I'm being counted as seven LD households.
What's my estimate of the total number of actual U.S. LD collectors during the format's heyday?
Somewhere between 250,000 and 350,000.

All that being said, Laser was far more successful in Japan,
where it achieved a remarkable 10% share of a very active video market.
Frankly, if it weren't for the success of LD in Japan, the U.S.
would have ended a lot sooner.  Yet in spite of the large Japanese market...
Pioneer ceased production of the last U.S. player in December of 1999.
(Japanese hardware remained in production until March of 2002).

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
As far as the discs themselves are concerned...
Although there are lots of LDs available on-line, most turn out to be either
multiple listings for the same-old titles, or the right film/wrong version.
You know... The NON-remastered,  NON-Criterion,  NON-digital-sound,  NON-AC-3,
NON-special,  and NON-letterboxed edition.
I don't know about you,  but I try to be up-to-speed on all the import, or...
remastered versions of
key titles, and always know which edition I'm looking for.

An interesting aspect of the current situation is the...
gloom factor.
Buying LDs in online auctions is like to going to an estate sale...
90% of the time you won't find what you're looking for.
10% of the time you will find what you're looking for,  but...
100% of the time you go home feeling empty, and cheated out of the fun
you previously experienced, every time you bought a disc.
My theory being, that the positive emotions derived from successfully adding to one's collection
are undermined by the gloomy atmosphere/venue that our hobby currently resides in.
It can't possibly have escaped your attention that almost all online LD auctions
are the result of former/fellow Jedi Knights giving in to the
dark side... ie...
The cheap,  easy-to-use,  mass-produced... but decidedly less rare/special... DVD.
Perhaps they feel DVD is good enough? I've even heard rumors that some
LaserDisc collectors prefer DVD's...  Although I attribute these reports to
either poor hardware or mass-hysteria.

I can understand why people that never collected LDs in the first place
became enthusiastic about  DVD.  It's certainly a big improvement over VHS tape, but
How can anyone that's experienced the thrill of owning these rare discs,
holding the (often) striking jacket-art in their hands, and
watching that big drawer close... possibly be satisfied with anything else?
Of course, If the films you seek were never released on LD... What choice do you have?
I buy lots of new movies and previously unavailable TV shows on DVD,  but...
The idea of selling a rare LaserDisc they may have produced less than five-hundred of,
replacing it with a DVD they produced ten or twenty-million of?
You must admit... My mass-hysteria theory does have merit.

An interociter has 2,486 parts
Why would I spend over a year building an interociter (aka) LaserDisc Planet?
Well, the truth is...  
I'm kind of fond of these big shiny discs and I'm just trying
to have some fun while keeping the dream alive.

Things To Come
At this point new laserdisc pressings only exist in collector's dreams, but...
MCA/Philips proved long ago, that even the most impossible dreams can become reality.
Will there ever be another LaserDisc pressing?  Anything is possible. However, in the meantime...
Why not focus your laser on one of the 47,000 discs that have already been pressed?

Ripley's panties
In closing, I'd like to offer my special thanks to Rachel Bellomy,  Douglas Pratt,  Blaine Young, and
Joshua Zyber. Their excellent articles were an invaluable source of information and inspiration,
during the long voyage to LaserDisc Planet, which confirmed what Ridley Scott said...
(that) "In space no one can hear you scream"

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